Brooks just got back from a business trip to New Jersey and we're catching up now that the kids are in bed.
"While you were gone Oliver came up to me and said, 'I know all the passwords for the television. 1969 for the year dad was born, 1974 for the year you were born and 1999 for the year you both got married [he's correct on all counts]."
"Well, why don't I change it to 2021 then?" he replies.
"Why? What's that?"
"The year we kick him out of the house."