Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Oliver's Quote of the Day

Oliver jumps off the swivel chair, his face a knot of consternation. Behind him, Ebay glows on the computer monitor.

OLIVER: "Dad, I keep searching for swords but all I get are REAL swords that cut through bamboo and cost a lot of MONEY!"

You Have the Right to Remain Reverent

I'm pretty sure Oliver was the only kid bringing handcuffs to church this week.