Sunday, August 30, 2009

Doll House


We came home from a mini camping excursion yesterday to discover that someone had been in our house while we were gone. How did I know this? Well, there was the doll hand sticking out of the hallway junk drawer for starters. Then I notice a doll face pinned to each cup of my brassiere (which I notoriously hang over whatever door handle happens to be closest to where I'm undressing). The only person I can think of who 1) knows we are out of town and 2) can get into the house via the spare key is our carpenter. While he's been doing work on our house for over a year and is practically one of the family now, the thought that his sense of humor extends to playing with my underclothing kinda creeps me out. "Please, God - don't let it be Steve. His work is amazing and I really don't want to have to fire him over one little slip in judgment." To make matters worse, doll heads and appendages keep appearing everywhere I look - under the toilet seat, on top of ceiling fan blades, in the cold cut drawer of the refrigerator. This is one phone call I definitely don't want to make.














Let me fast forward a few minutes to the part where Brooks admits that he knew all along who has done it. In fact, he was in on it from the beginning. "Jenny, there are only two people in this world with a sense of humor bizarre enough to do something like this and they are both related to you."

"Lindsey!! And Vicki?" This is sheer genius, I have to admit. My sisters are very clever women but a joke on this level is unprecedented. I take my hat off to them for the forethought and creativity. I'm still discovering heads, arms, and legs in ice cream containers, sleeves of oven mitts, water-filled Kerr jars in the pantry and pockets of my hoodies.





They were practically in tears of laughter when I called them to offer my congratulations. I only have two things to say, ladies:

1) somewhere in Sandy there's a very embarrassed carpenter and
2) everyone falls asleep eventually.

12 comments:

Erica said...

I loved looking at all these pictures again. Poor carpenter!

Sarah said...

WOW! How long did this take them? What an amazing practical joke! :) Thanks for sharing, I got a good laugh out of it!!

KT said...

oh my. that's HILARIOUS!!

Elisa said...

Oh, how I wish I had thought of that. In the ice cream!!

Heather said...

That is intense, but Awesome. Where did they find all the Creepy dolls I would like to know...scratch that I don't want to know.

Sue said...

Oh. My. Gosh. You have the best sisters EVER! I'm bookmarking this post so that whenever I have a hard day I'll have the perfect place to go to perk me up!

Utah Grammie said...

This is great! Love that they did it and Brooks was a co-conspirator :-)

Kate said...

that is HIGH_larious!

BakerBloggers-Matt & Jenny said...

How funny! Love it!

Keli'i and Megan said...

A little creepy, yes. Jenny, I am going private with my blog, so leave me your email address, so we can stay in touch! Love you!

Joyful Noise said...

In stitches!!! ROFL!!!! They are WAY CRAZY!!!!!!

Heidi said...

Love it. I would be totally creeped out... but seriously genius.