Then allow me to recommend the Jiffy Lube in Draper.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Friday, January 6, 2012
Homeland Security
Brooks just got back from a business trip to New Jersey and we're catching up now that the kids are in bed.
"While you were gone Oliver came up to me and said, 'I know all the passwords for the television. 1969 for the year dad was born, 1974 for the year you were born and 1999 for the year you both got married [he's correct on all counts]."
"Well, why don't I change it to 2021 then?" he replies.
"Why? What's that?"
"The year we kick him out of the house."
"While you were gone Oliver came up to me and said, 'I know all the passwords for the television. 1969 for the year dad was born, 1974 for the year you were born and 1999 for the year you both got married [he's correct on all counts]."
"Well, why don't I change it to 2021 then?" he replies.
"Why? What's that?"
"The year we kick him out of the house."
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Happy New Year
Old New
Blue Subie Red Subie
Castle Mad Men
Missionary cut Bieber-do
Deep tissue massage Medical massage
Computer as TV Flat screen
Local in-laws Mongolian mission
Ambien Melatonin
DI winter boots for boys Bogs (hello warm, dry feet!)
Store-bought bread Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day
Living room Living room (you can sit down now)
Two elementary schools One school (added bonus: carpool!)
23 nieces & nephews 25 – welcome Griffin and Luke!
Soccer Lacrosse
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